What a way to wake up.

I have to be ready for work in two hours, but I end up waking up to Sherlock firing a gun through a beaker full of weak acid at 4:30 in the am.


I don’t know which will kill him first. The experiments or me.

-JW

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governmentacquiredholmes asked: Thank you Doctor Watson. The last time we left him to his own devices, well, we had better not go there again. -MH

I would think not. I will let you know when I find out anything.

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misskatebelgravia asked: Of course we've met before - you pronounced me unconscious. By the way, Miss Adler is still wondering when Mr Holmes will accept her offer of dinner - Kate

Not sure how you could remember that, then.

Oh, no. Not this again. If Sherlock wants dinner with her, he will go. Why do people insistently think I have any control over what Sherlock does?

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governmentacquiredholmes asked: I am not asking you to get 'in the middle' of anywhere, Doctor Watson, but I would appreciate it if you could at least find out what is wrong with my brother on this particular occasion. I do worry about him. -MH

You know as well as I do that Sherlock is more than capable of taking care of hims-….Yes, I probably should check on him…

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governmentacquiredholmes asked: I'll entrust you to find out what it is, if you would be so kind. I meant nothing by it of course, but you seem wittier when describing spats between my brother and I. -MH

Oh no. I am not getting in the middle of you two again. Last time I ended up at a market at 3:00 in the am because he ruined your cake. I am not getting involved.

New Follower?

misskatebelgravia is following you

Oh! Hullo.

I believe we’ve met before?

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governmentacquiredholmes asked: You're on stunning form this evening, Doctor Watson. Disregard my last comment, the matter is irrelevant. As for my brother, I don't quite know what the problem is this time. -MH

There is always some problem, isn’t there? No surprise there. How do you mean ‘this evening’? I’m always on stunning form.

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governmentacquiredholmes asked: John, would you happen to be fluent on assassin marks? Sherlock is still refusing to talk to me, yet again. -MH

Sorry, Mycroft. I’m really not. What are you two arguing about this time? Nick your umbrella?

Boring afternoon.

I got sent home early from the surgery today. Apparently no one felt like getting sick today.

I decided to come home, get into my dressing gown, and have a nice cup of tea.

Anyone got any ‘ask’s for me?

-JW

andanotheronegone:

theycallmedrwatson:

andanotheronegone:

theycallmedrwatson:

andanotheronegone:

theycallmedrwatson:

Most odd.

andanotheronegone:

theycallmedrwatson:

I’m getting people ‘liking’ and ‘following’ me?

I don’t know these people, but I assume that’s normal?

Well, either way, hullo to everyone! I always welcome…what are they called? Asks? Yes. They are always welcome!

-JW

Good to see you’re online, Watson. Do you remember me? -SM 

What are you…How did you find this, Moran? -HW

Well you’re not exactly hard to find, Watson. I hoped for more of a challenge. -SM

Every aspect of my life is not a game for you. Don’t treat it as such. -JW

I didn’t say it was, gosh you’ve gotten arsey since I last saw you in the Army. -SM

You and your boss did try to kill me and my flatmate, you git. -JW

Just following my orders, Watson. Can’t really blame me for that, moron. -SM

You have a choice. You chose to follow those orders. I can blame you for that. -JW

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